Can a girl get pregnant by having sex upside down, doggie style, in an off-road vehicle?

John K from Delaware: I have a question: “Can a girl get pregnant By having Sex Upside Down, Doggie Style, in an off Road vehicle”? A friend of mine tried it with his girlfriend and His Girlfriend Did end up Pregnant (She later became his wife.) She gave Birth and the doctor said she was in bad physical shape because she was in an unnatural position (which explains why She does not want to do anything Standing on her head or have sex doggie style with her Boyfriend anymore Or have anything To Do With a 4x4 at all, Period. (By the way, She had a little Baby Boy.)”

Upside down sex on a 4x4

James (Bizarre sub-editor): This is the finest question we have ever been asked. In fact, it is so fine that there is no way we could possibly compose an answer that would do it justice. So we’re just going to end the column here while we contemplate its sheer greatness. Keep those questions coming!